President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.

Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.

by planetchad June 15, 2009

Bong Goblin

A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.

my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin

by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

National Bong Day

National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th

Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.

by diabitch April 26, 2025

bing bong ruff nuff

you say bing i say bong you know what i'm sayin! it's when you see a big couple of bongbongs and say mmm daddymmm adam driver i'll be your little kitten if you give me the bing bong ruff nuff

n. hey did you see the pair of big bongbongs on that girls chest

v. i want to have the bing bong ruff nuff with adam driver

by adamdriversrighttit May 24, 2021

Bong Water

The opposite of holy water.

Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.

by BigTallMexican June 16, 2022

Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022