When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.
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Person 1. Dude, yesterday I totally killed the Talent Show competition with all the those bums displaying their acts. NIGGA WE BALLING!
Person 2. Totally dude
Person 2. Totally dude
by Mjk056 May 1, 2024
Get the nigga we balling mug.A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"
Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."
Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"
Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."
Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.
The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.
When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.
Performance indicators:
Status set to “In a meeting” all day
Slides with more gradients than substance
Saying “let’s circle back” unironically
Deliverables described as “high-level”
A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.
The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.
When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.
Performance indicators:
Status set to “In a meeting” all day
Slides with more gradients than substance
Saying “let’s circle back” unironically
Deliverables described as “high-level”
“She reused last quarter’s slide deck, nodded thoughtfully in three Zoom calls, and billed the client a full day. Elite chilling and billing.”
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