River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji
by Kenji<33333 October 16, 2022

As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.
by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?
Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
by Kamishiro R November 15, 2019

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav June 15, 2011
