Boyfriend

1. That funny blue haired midget who usually beeps at random people to get rap battles going.

2. A romantic/sexual male partner

1. So you’re THE Boyfriend. The one who beat Daddy Dearest?

2. My boyfriend is one of the nicest people in the world.

by Tristan777 May 29, 2022

best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.

Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3

by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.

“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”

by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

Platonic Boyfriend day

Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat

"happy Platonic Boyfriend day ratt!"

by Art...1 August 1, 2022

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Boyfriend stealing whore

When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend

Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.

by Touni’s bestie April 24, 2022