golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 26, 2023
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husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means
Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.
by Sexydimma June 29, 2024
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husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS
If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?
by Sexydimma June 29, 2024
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April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
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boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
by The Speechcrafter December 04, 2022
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms February 02, 2016
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Boyfriend Dudy

The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.
Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty

Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.
by Slambumpkin Duncan March 29, 2016
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