Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 10, 2018

ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.

Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.

by VPG001 June 5, 2018

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

crev ass

xQc’s Pepega way of saying the word “crevasse”

“CHAT I THINK I SEE A CREV ASS, THIS IS THE RUN”

by geechgottem February 4, 2021

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021