black white asian

A person with any combination of ancestors with the white, black, or Asian persuasion. Also known to be the next rulers of this planet, blending superior Asian intelligence with the physical prowess of blacks, and the status of whites. These people are able to blend into most environments, and can be seen interchanging with races such as the Mexicans, or any middle eastern people. Able to withstand any environment, these people are indeed perfect examples of the future of the human race.

'Did you know Kyle was a black white asian?'- A

'That explains his intelligence, physical prowess, and status...'- Z

'And his squinted eyes, huge...uh,...lips, and white family'- A

'Lips or -?'- Z

'Lips...'- A

by Face of Mankind April 8, 2011

That's So Asian

Something so weird or strange it could only happen in Asia.

Dude check this random vid of Asian prisoners dancing to MC Hammer
Man, That's So Asian!

This Korean guy married a PILLOW; That's So Asian

by the 456 December 14, 2010

Dirty Asian

Along the same principle as a Dirty Sanchez, but eliminates the need the use of a finger, thereby making it efficient to smother the stench of one's orifice (your anus specifically) onto a person's face.

your friend has past out from a night of lascivious drinking. Instead of taking your finger and applying a quick rub of your butt crack - A Dirty Asian is when you simply drop your drawers (preferably after taking a good bowel movement) and just sit on your friend's face. For maximum application and adhesion, it is best to insert your ass crack as much as possible into your friend's nostrils for a good 10-15 seconds.

by redneck asian July 10, 2010

asian face

The face you make after staring at the sun for over 10 seconds.

Don't stare at the sun or you'll get asian face

by Mrsupasexy October 4, 2016

asian thug

n. a thug in the ghetto that will slay you with mad ninja skills. 2. n. some Asian kid who acts all gangsta

1. I know Asian thugs in the street that will slay your penis like a Spartan in bed.
2. Man, Justin is such an Asian thug wannabe.

by asain ballanator May 14, 2007

Asian Dad

A dad that is a total looser and doesnt understand the true importance of things.

Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.

Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.

by J.H.K. May 21, 2011

Asian fishing

The act of making your eye look like an Asian, (mostly eastern) eye.

Jackie is Asian fishing. Look at her makeup

by Bunn1bunn1 June 6, 2021