Alpha Geek

The most tech savey guy/gal in the office... also still a virgin.

Guy 1:Wow..that Chris guy just fixed that computer...
Guy 2: Yeah but hes still a Virgin...
Guy 1:hahaha must be the Alpha Geek!

by Katy9002 August 9, 2009

alphabetarded

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.

Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.

by bigoleBEEMer December 9, 2008

alpha phaget

Matt Lyons.

That Matt Lyons kid is such an alpha phaget, but I'd still let him fuck me in the ass.

by THOR'SHAMMER October 28, 2014

Alpha Kappa Alpha

A historic Panhellenic sorority, including famous AKAs, Maya Angelou. AKAs can usually be intelligent, goal-oriented, poise and talented young women, mainly of color. Unfortunately, there are too many AKAs that are phony, bitchy, self-absorbed, connected to multi-million dollar companies which guarantees them a seven-figure salary after Undergrad when there are people who are not apart of Greek organizations who have to work twice as hard just because they are not associated with a fucking greek. Very fair, eh? And not to forget, many AKAs are very beautiful on the outside but possess the seven-headed beast within their rotten little souls.

All the Alpha Kappa Alphas I met are greedy, egomaniacal bitches who need to be stabbed repeatedly and strangled with a donkey chain (But this does not mean every AKA just a lot of them). They are so into their damn sorority to the point if you don't pledge sororities, then they think you are socially inept. Women like them need to die and leave the world to the more modest, individualistic women.

by twistedbabydoll August 3, 2007

Alpha Tappa Kegga

the greatest organization of human beings whos life consists of tappin kegs, ass, and gettin domers!!

"I wait for college to get fucked up and have crazy wild animal sex all the time....ill just join Alpha Tappa Kegga!"
-"Shit man I could use a good domer im a join too!"

by MASTER TAPPA KEGGA March 25, 2003

Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.

"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"

by SirJoey September 20, 2014

Alphabetics

n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.

n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.

Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".

Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.

by sterlingda May 30, 2009