Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.

"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"

by 09876543q March 21, 2023

alex hunter

my son

Alex Hunter: *falls*
Me: Stay on your feet Alex!

by harold hunter the dad August 22, 2017

Alex Robinson

When your catfished by your friends. Also has qualities of being a fucking idiot. Has very average penis🍆He is a girth warrior.

“Want some Icelandic vodka?”
“Your being such a fucking Alex Robinson bro. What the hell!”

by Doctor Cocter March 7, 2019

sussy alex

A dude who has cockroaches in his house and is fat. usually likes to say sus, imposter, or other among us related slangs and occasionally likes to moan and act sus.

hey did you hear we are going to have a new coworker?
Yes, I hope he isn't a sussy Alex!

by totallynotafemboylover January 1, 2022

Alex Bird

He is a legal bird who got created in a lab and also a very good rock climber

Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal

by anonymous March 17, 2021

Alex Kocovski

A large sloth life creature who naturally resembles a gronk of the highest order. Alex Kocovski is usually found in line at Centrelink or leaving the whore house

Fuck Alex Kocovski, you been down at the whore house again, you stink you ground

by Jumbojim90 November 4, 2019

Alex (a girl)

Alex is a girl who is absolutely amazing, kind, beautiful, hot, funny, fun, lit and a really cool girl to hang out with when you need someone. If you ever have the chance to date Alex, you are a lucky one. Alex will treat you very well and you should treat her well too. Alex is just a great girl who most guys fall in love with.

I wish I could be like Alex (a girl).

by ALEX (GIRL) May 26, 2019