butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 02, 2011
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street butt

Noun
1. Revealingly dressed woman with questionable hygeine

2. Fine lady walking down the street
3. hooker
"Man check out that street butt. Damn she's fine."

"Let's go do something; get us some street butt."

When you're walking out the club and see a girl passed out on the street...maybe a little vomit on her>> "That'd be some easy street butt."
by MCIT_787 April 01, 2016
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butt ray

Don't come any closer or you'll be standin' in my butt ray.
by Susie R January 20, 2008
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Butt Mist

A fine unintentional splurge/spray of dark fecal liquid emitted from the anal cavity within five seconds of having sneezed. Usually lingers as a visible smokey vapor for a short time. Also known as Butt Fog.
Avoid the those grapes, they'll give you some MEGA butt mist. Try the green ones over there.
by thetreegrowschocolate November 23, 2010
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butt nasty

Ex.#1:person #1: "Amy Whinehouse's teeth and hair are butt nasty."

person #2: "I know!"

Ex.#2:girl #1: OMG, last night during the slumber party, my BFFs,like, dared me to,like,wear mascara on my lips and wear leg warmers in public!

sister: OMG, ewwww, that is soooooo butt nasty!

Ex.#3: tween boy #1: did you see the picture on page 52 in our health book? you know, the detailed pic about...

tween boy #2: yeah, that was butt nasty...

ex. #4: ghetto guy #1: man, i was at this one pool party yesterday, and when i went into the pool i saw my girlfriend with a booger danglin' from her nostril!

ghetto guy #2: Man, dat is butt nasty!
by codenamejester May 17, 2009
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Butt Jewelry

A homosexual human accessory.

A homosexual boyfriend when used as an accessory, involving no emotional feeling.
"Do you think Matt loves his boyfriend or is he just butt jewelry?"

"Hey, did you meet Chaz's new boyfriend yet?" "No, are they serious?" "Nah, just butt jewelry I think." "Oh."
by assmasterzero November 02, 2009
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butt looch

a 4 ft long worm that crawls up the anus and lives in the rectum. has to be surgicaly removed
get this butt looch out NOW !!!!
by ford53 February 08, 2013
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