"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 07, 2024
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Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!
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When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
by Tim Tams November 25, 2021
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Fuck it About it

Expression used when stating lack of interest in something that can not be changed or can be changed with much effort.

Not being influenced / no change in behavior by something out of ones control.
Cleteas spends a lot of time stressing opinions of others. I told him " you'd be best if you Fuck it about it, they shouldn't make no nevermind to you."
by LaPendeja September 20, 2024
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Coat of Thinking About

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022
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