Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

Small dick

A small kid with a small dick.

is a sinenom for gay and small dick

by Bestsniper17 February 2, 2017

small lad

A lad who is soooo solid he had a 1 inch wonder and ruffs every one up

Oh lad he’s a small lad

by Max Simpson cuz why not February 5, 2018

small man

this man tends be small in size, from the feet upwards.

you're a small man by nature

by GZino2Raw December 11, 2020

Small pp

Robert Hawkins

WOW he was a small pp he must be Robert Hawkins

by exposer456 December 14, 2021

Small Fry

Iron 2 Beast in Valorant cant hit headshots pro bot and likes to suck dick alot. Best friends with bulksy and they both get no bitches and live happily together and jerk each other off while playing video games. Small Fry wants to be like Tenz but will never accomplish the rank "silver".

Quit being such a small fry.

by voidsterthebeast February 27, 2022

Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome

by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021