Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.

jay and deans mom has a rusty taco

by owhole October 13, 2008

Taco Bell

Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.

After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell

by mrkb September 13, 2006

Taco Bell

The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!

by The Jigga Man March 7, 2005

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

taco bizzle

Street term for taco bell.

Everyday at lunch me and mike head out to taco bizzle fo shizzle.

by I'm Not A Chemist July 17, 2005

Tijuana Taco

Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.

Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.

by Caldorazo September 24, 2009

Clam Taco

A term to describe a tight pussy that may smell like fish.
Or a sloppy hard-shelled vagine

Wow, that's at a nasty clam taco she's got!

by Rock Hardson November 16, 2010