by 👶 December 5, 2022
Get the Butter Goblinmug. by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
Get the Crohn’s goblinsmug. Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
Get the Cock Goblinmug. A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
by bigS May 11, 2014
Get the bong goblinmug. An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
Get the bullet goblinsmug. A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
Get the Goblin Weedmug. Fat ass with skinny arms and skinny legs so they just have a big mass in the middle and resemble a goblin aka tony.
by Sister fucker 223 June 19, 2019
Get the Fat Goblinmug.