A teacher (mrs. Funk) might stare at your ass while you are leaning over. Or (Mr Mantoni) will rub his ass on you.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.
"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."
by Goumi August 09, 2009
An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.
this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.
in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.
in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
"jen is such a gold digger she only goes for rich older guys!"
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."
due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."
due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
by giinny July 16, 2010
A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter
by Condom21 July 01, 2017
*telling someone to be quiet ... mostly because you dont care about their opinion. you usually say it while you have your hand all over the person's face (referencing the texas chainsaw massacre remake).
person 1-i think you should change your sweatshirt
person 2-hush now child ... dont speak. (rubbing face)
person 2-hush now child ... dont speak. (rubbing face)
by megan thinks publishing arts sucks January 22, 2007
(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.
Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?
I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?
I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
Only children sometimes exhibit characteristics resembling women who have their periods. This can occasionally lead to flashes of intense anger when they don't get their way or someone insults them even the slightest bit. Also, when there is dissent in the friendship ranks which they are a part of, they lash out and try to make the other friends seem more culpable and especially more gay than they are. They have an overwhelming feeling that the world is against them and they tend to ruminate a lot as well. When you factor girls into the picture with an only child, it is never a pretty sight.
Garzon (on cell): Yo man, you wanna go play ball today?
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*
Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.
Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*
Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.
Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"
by darius jones March 18, 2009