golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 26, 2023

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

boyfriend thing

when a guy isn’t ur boyfriend but acts like he is

omg! josh is totally ur boyfriend thing.

by ur moms place July 28, 2022

Ratchet Ass Boyfriend

A sorry excuse for a boyfriend that rotates females like a ratchet does sockets.

Jake tadeo is a ratchet ass boyfriend. You know how many other females he be with?

by BlueEyedDevil143 March 28, 2023

absent boyfriend

a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them

"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"

by myoUGH July 06, 2020

Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.

From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?

by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020