Douche Fail

A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.

Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail

by MrJackV8 February 2, 2010

fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

Epic fail

Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry

"That was an epic fail!" He cried

by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

Bad Fail

When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.

Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.

by Teh_Hoplite January 2, 2009

Failed abortion

A absolute fucking retard

Ur mom is a failed abortion (the person reading this)

by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020

Failed Abortion

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy

my mate is a failed abortion cause he lacks common sense

by DEAN JEANIE January 4, 2021