Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 18, 2010
Get the Life Wedgiemug. To follow one's passions and live life to the fullest. Whether blazing a downhill trail, floating through powder or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, those experiences which activate the soul and force us to be present are when we're truly raging life.
Him: What did u do this weekend?
Her: We were in Moab, shredding dirt and raging life!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.
Her: We were in Moab, shredding dirt and raging life!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.
by livinlavidapura November 22, 2015
Get the rage lifemug. Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017
Get the flight for lifemug. The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
Get the Life Screwedmug. Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
by Matchious Manious November 2, 2022
Get the Gordon-Lifemug. mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
Get the this is not real lifemug. To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016
Get the Garage lifemug.