big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.

This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Big bertha

A woman typically plus-sized or larger than other women. A woman who eats everything in her way, like a slob.

"Look at that woman go! She's eating so much!"
"That bitch is a big bertha."

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

big blue tnt

The meaning is simple "fatass retarded-ass nerdy virgin" or "cum" and can also be "sup"

(option 1)
Random person : big blue tnt
Random person 2 : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
(option 2)
The same person before : bro did I just drink big blue tnt?
The other person : Did you???
(Option 3)
Basically the person who says the examples : big blue tnt
The person who responds : sup

by Big kid 69430 August 14, 2022

Big Ass Fucking Boulder

A slang term for Boulder from popular children's television show "Thomas The Tank Engine"

"Hey, do you watch Thomas The Tank Engine?"
"Nah, that shit's for losers and 4 year olds, except for Big Ass Fucking Boulder, he's cool."

by the tax evasion guy July 21, 2023

The big man

This big man think he is the shit but is not this man probably thinks he could get any girl he wants but he can’t he just pissis people off after downing 2 cheeseburgers and losing in fornite

He thinks he is the big man

by Zahlerboy19 April 23, 2021

big booty bitches

When she got a fatty

Bob: "Damn, your new girl is one of them big booty bitches"

Smithers O'Neal: "I like big booty bitches"

by oxlip June 4, 2021

the big chop

the transition into a baby gay through the means of cutting one's hair. most gay AFABs go through this.

"yo, did you hear about insert name? yeah, they're going through the big chop right now."

by spider mochi November 25, 2020