Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.

1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

knock ya shit

a very rude way of saying stop it, or when some one is asking you to many questions

"why are you doing that?" when are you going to be here?"
"honey you better knock ya shit!!"

by skellygirl April 14, 2018

shit that makes sense

Anything (i.e., nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, articles, preposotions, phrases, clauses, complete sentences, incomplete sentences, exclamations, questions, thoughts, thoughts that haven't been thought of yet, all actions, etc.) that is logical to at least one (1) entity, including humans, no matter how bizarre, disgusting, freaky, or lame the reason.
Example: An older guy that likes to sleep with lemons.

Reason: It reminds him of his late wife, who worked in a lemon packaging plant.
Conclusion: Shit that makes sense.

Here's some shit that makes sense, the circular hole on the tab of that aluminum soda can was made for straws!

by The Glip October 28, 2015

Shit The Fuck Out

When someone, a situation, or an object looses all ability to perform and succeed with its intended purpose.

Anthony, do you think you could guestlist me and a few girls for the show tonight? Sorry man I cant, the list is fully shit the fuck out.

by Logantheplumber June 29, 2022

Mother Bitch Shit

This means that your mom is a whore that shits

man your mother bitch shit

by The Genius Boiiiii October 19, 2022

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019