big plate

The 45 pound weight that you put on a barbell

Yo how much can you bench?

Like two big plates.

Holy Shit!

by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018

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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.

"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"

by CleverViking March 3, 2017

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Big tubby tubby

A very fucking fat person

That girl over there is big tubby tubby

by N ze y see me ya saw all’s go January 25, 2025

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Big bang

For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.

Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

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