Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.

"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit

That's some horny dog shit.

by jackson thrust May 30, 2019

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

Shit Sheet Bandit

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.

“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”

by captainautismo September 10, 2019

real shit, no remix

A stronger way of saying facts. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

Person 1- That coat is sick!
Person 2- real shit, no remix

by AlwaysCorrecto October 6, 2019

Bangin on walls and shit

When your menstrual mother catches you doing sick tricks.

What the fuck are you doing?
I'm practicing my sick tricks dawg.
Well I heard you bangin on walls and shit.

by JoijIsJoij December 14, 2017

shit house doctor

Someone who can diagnose any disorder or disease without and medical training.

Oh Christ my stomach hurts.

Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.

by Milli1338 December 28, 2017