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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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The Big 3

I was diddled by The Big 3.
by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024
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That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.
Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*
by JaredPogis December 3, 2023
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Big Deino

Big dick energy all around
If he’s out hide your girl with a triple lock and he’ll still penetrate it
Body count of 745 uno how it is
Oh wow Big Deino is coming round the corner, quick bbs hide oh no now she’s giving him head OOPS
by Sm fat assed hoe November 5, 2018
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Big Flexx

Big flexx always be getting all the bitches I wish I could be like him one day
by Lil vape October 6, 2022
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Hey Big Girl!

A phrase coined for wealthy individuals when greeting close friends.
by Robert E. Cultured January 13, 2021
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the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.
Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?
by nensondubois September 3, 2016
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