Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

no me @een

Spanglish for "don't @ me," given that @ear means "to @."

Bad Bunny is better than Maluma. No me @een.

by pittlestix September 5, 2020

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.

Please Fuck me baby

by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023

Me

Is this referring to you or the person who wrote this? Whatever. It's just a way to refer to yourself and nothing else

Tom: Who put me on urban dictionary
Bob: Me, and I got banned for it.

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2023

let me pop your cherry

Let me take your v-card

comon let me pop your cherry.

by Riei December 23, 2024

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024