zombie dick

a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms

Johnny did not want to go to the chalkboard because he had a classic case of zombie dick.

Kids going through puberty often have zombie dick.

by Dr.RickMarshall June 29, 2009

zombie

One who has attained the pinnacle of coolness. A total Badass

Zombie's a badass

by Zombie May 31, 2003

zombie

Somebody who's got their head up their ass, or just doesn't give a shit. Generally used in the work place.

I'm a zombie.

by Zombie December 7, 2003

zombie man

a local boy in dursley, uk who is a graffiti artist, known for his zombies and other creations.

yo, you seen zombie man?

by lemon girl October 7, 2007

Zombie

Common definition of an abirritate drug addict, especially a Junkie or a Cokey

Frankie was a very nice guy, social and polite, but since he tried some shot of cocaine, he slowly became like a mindless Zombie

by Pinball Wiz April 21, 2009

zombie stripper

a stripper who survives solely off of dollar bills and man meat.

omfg! that fucking zombie stripper killed my buddy Bryant AND took all of his money!

by sal the salad November 26, 2010

zombie unipegacorn

A cross between a unicorn and pegasus after it meets a zombie.

"Did you see that zombie unipegacorn?"
"Yeah, the zombie apocalypse is really getting everything."

by mandycane September 5, 2011