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hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
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washed up

if you’re in a cartel mafia group chat
mane these niggas is washed up , no types of wocky slush ya hurd
by washed up222 December 12, 2020
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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all
by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022
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The Ghetto Mouth Wash

When a fellow gang member hocks a loogie in your mouth and you use it as mouthwash
Did you see Tyrone get The Ghetto Mouth Wash, I could really go for one right about now.
by Noah-Rogers February 21, 2023
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Carolina River Wash

when 2 people go and have sex in a river
Me and my girlfriend went down to Carolina River Wash last weekend.
by Purple hooded swagger May 26, 2021
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search washing

Creating a highly searched bizarre but innocuous virally popular event to hide search results for previous highly publicized and searched bad behavior.
Why did Papa John create a tik-tok doing the dougie with pizza and a capuchin monkey?!?
He's search washing from when he said the N-word in a board meeting. He's trying to bury the search visibility for that incident so he can start a new pizza company.
by cynicus maxiumus December 10, 2021
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Car Wash

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
by Death Menace September 10, 2023
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