Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015

Vanilla

A game without mods.

I had to get nraas mods for my sims 3 game. The game runs like crap vanilla.

by UrbanBrokenDragon August 22, 2015

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015

vanilla soup

It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar

5.) Then serve it to your lover

"I served my sweetheart some Vanilla Soup."
*MOANS LIKE A PESTO ON*

by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016

vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.

Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page

by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016