Buff Unicorn

A complete and total dumbfuck.

Babbler is an example of a Buff Unicorn.

by Haloofthesun January 19, 2011

Double Unicorn

(females) The act of packin' a phat double horseshoe whilst sucking a long dong shlong.

"Man, I finally got my girl to give a double unicorn last night"

by Yeeznutt May 15, 2017

Feedin the unicorn

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.

Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.

by colossalblonde November 4, 2010

I'M A UNICORN, MORTY

That moment when Rick turns himself into a unicorn.

"Morty, i'm a unicorn, Morty! I'm no longer a pickle! I'm unicorn Rick!"

by damp taco September 28, 2017

Mr. Unicorn

Noun - A penis.

Refers to the male genitalia.

I'd like to pet Mr. Unicorn.

by Bob monkey September 17, 2013

Unicorn

A black or mixed girl that is actually attractive and would be worthy of dating/ having sexual relations with. Referred to as a unicorn since they are extremely rare but very beautiful when found.

Hey man, i saw a unicorn today. An actual attractive Black girl!", "Yea right you fuckin liar!

by medieviljester15 January 26, 2011

UNICORNHEAD

noun, disease affecting a person or an animal in a way were they cant stop thinking of crazy unicorns. this usually gets them in trouble but the person with the disease is most likely hardcore enabling them to squeeze out of tight situations. no cure discovered.

that girl alwasys has unicorns on her head, she must hace UNICORNHEAD.

by seaunicorn May 10, 2008