Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.

“There was much unicorning at the party”

“Can’t wait to unicorn you”

by Megatron84 July 18, 2024

Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a horse with a horn. Unicorns are usually a white with bright colors on their manes ears and tails. They're related to the other mythical creature the Pegasus which has wings and a horn. If you ever encounter (which you probably won't) be sure to keep it or at least take a few pics.

Being defined, I remember as a child listening listening to my mom read about unicorns and telling me about mystical unicorns I always found them so fascinating along with the mermaids Pegasus and all types of crap. unicorns are very rare and would be a beautiful to encountering if you ever do make sure to take some pictures and show social media or you can keep it to yourself in your own self pride this is very kid friendly and all you people who weren't making it kid-friendly get off Urban dictionary.

by Superintelligentperson1237 June 3, 2020

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by anonymous January 4, 2023

Power unicorn

A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄

“Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”

by \buffalo-brown November 20, 2020

Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.

Welcome to the Unicorn club

by anonymous August 3, 2022

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023