RL (Real life) Troll

Someone who deliberately aggravates or annoys someone by refusing all logic towards any valid point's given in an argument, usually because of stubbornness or general need to be right.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.

All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.

Rush: You just can't have a thousand folds in a katana
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll

by Silly Mushroom January 12, 2011

Slag-troll

A generally cheeky person with slaggish tendancies. An exceptional example is Olive, of the extra virgin variety of course.

Jen: let's go out!!!
Olive: well maybe when i've prtended to work for half an hour then had phone sex for 3.
Jen: You're a slag-troll.
Olive: I know, let's get pissed.

by Jabbifer November 4, 2004

the troll

The troll is the number one threat to humanity as he has always been. Standing at 7 feet tall, he is rail thin and usually slouches to appear two feet shorter. He sports a reddish blue skin and two foot long tusks. For reasons unknown (perhaps a result of his carribean origions) he speaks with a thick jamaican accent. Born in Haiti as a result of a dark ritual by a whichdoctor, he is the embodiment of evil. A practitioner of the arcane arts, the troll is a renouned mage; his stark purple is testimate to this. He has been known to cause unbelieve havok throughout human civilization. He shot bambi's mother, sunk the titanic, the luisitania, and destroyed the roman colluseum (single handedly, i might add). He has never been caught as periodically jumps inside of people through their ear and hollows them out from the inside. Thus, he is able to commit his horrible acts incognito. The only time he ventures out is to feed. He can regularly be seen leaving children's hospitals with a squirming burlap sack. The only man who knows of his presence, and consequently the only one who can defeat him, is Dan Scarfoni.

The troll stared at the kindergarten hungrily, "Oh i bet they're tasty." he said.

by soodonim June 11, 2008

tard trolley

synonymous with short bus, the transportation most often used for special ed kids.

I'll never get to school on time if I'm stuck behind the tard trolley.

by Moonfruit August 12, 2008

bum troll

1) A bum troll is a medical condition by which the affected person becomes aroused by pulling on the anal hair until it stands straight making the shape of a trolls hair.

2) A bum or homeless person with troll like hair.

1) Man I walked in on your Grandma taking a wicked New Jersey last night and she was bum trolling out of control. Multi-talented...nice!

2) Person A: Dude that bum troll keeps trying to sniff my fingers...

Person B: Man just let him! Bum trolls are people too.

by spackjackson January 20, 2009

Vagina Troll

Sister term to Pussy troll, which was made famous by the movie Clerks 2. Both versions are used and mean that you cannot have sex with that person if they have a Vagina troll and or pussy troll.

I hate that vagina troll that she has down there!

by dededumdip August 14, 2010

sex troll

Someone who has a developed head but an undeveloped body.

Did you see that sex troll the other day? It had my fathers head and a babys body!

by Kdail November 10, 2007