Using a variety of IP scramblers, proxies, and ISP accounts, hipster troll spends a good deal of his ample free time giving 25 thumbs down ratings a day to any definition of "Hipster" that he finds critical, negative, and offensive on Urbandictionary.com.
For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
Hipster Troll: "Hurry up and get off the computer mom! Someone just defined a Hipster as a "posturing, posing, wannabe" and I need to give 'em the first installment of the 300 thumbs down that I will be working on as my pet project this week. But hurry, I can't be late for my job at the Olive Garden!"
Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
by Hipster Critic March 2, 2010
Get the Hipster Trollmug. by Troll Dick October 20, 2006
Get the troll dickmug. The act of cruising sparsely populated urban streets late at night, in search of transvestite hookers with the intent to "look but not touch."
Hey, I have a full tank of gas. Do you guys feel like tranny trolling on Santa Monica blvd tonight? We'll definitely see them at Donut Time.
by be that guy July 13, 2010
Get the tranny trollingmug. Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll
Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.
Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.
Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.
Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
by stock888 March 30, 2012
Get the Troll Joustingmug. Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.
A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.
It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.
It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.
It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.
It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
by aDumbCockroach October 11, 2011
Get the Phone Trollmug. A fictional character or label assigned to another who responds provocatively to the actual troll/the agitator's false allegations; debased and barbarous behaviors; intentional collusion with others to threaten, cause bodily harm, disrupt and interfere with jobs and families; a label applied by the agitator, both to silence respondents, and build a false narrative that promotes their government assigned mental illness as a 'credible defense' for all manners of their own depraved and delusional fantasies, as a calculated means to fraudulently garner a paycheck.
'Keep my name out of your mouf you suicide troll'! "How dare you respond to my lies you're a suicide troll'! You're a suicide troll because I showed 'my medical'!! 'You want me to off myself you're a suicide troll'! 'I've been butthurt on the internet so you're a suicide troll'!
by days end July 1, 2022
Get the suicide trollmug. Shaznay Lewis phones up Mel Blatt (off all saints fame) and says have you heard what those two Appleton bitches have been saying about us in the tabloids, Natalie and Nicole are such GOSSIP TROLLS.
by Luiza Cruz January 20, 2005
Get the Gossip Trollmug.