Touch of the Penis Head

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

touch bubble

Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.

Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.

"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"

"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"

"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"

by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019

toucheruppery

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

by Banterclause November 16, 2019

Touch the item

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.

Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.

by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020

touchy waters

British slang for a potentially sensitive or offensive thing, person or topic.

Dan: I think Winston Churchill was an amazing person.
Omar: Touchy waters, that. Some people might think he was a racist; which he was.

by LittleLukey-Poo1 June 13, 2020

touchpadwarrior

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020