nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system

Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi

by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 14, 2020

poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 18, 2010

smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu October 11, 2015

Snake-tonguing

When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.

The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing

by Manscaped72 December 22, 2023

Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.

“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”

by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 04, 2023

Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.

Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .

by ?idk?definition January 06, 2016