Squirrel Pig

Environmental police officer.

Hey, look a squirrel pig.

by ARVEDA December 14, 2018

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

a squirrel head

jackson presley

jackson presley is a squirrel head

by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019

Squirrel

A girl that wants to eat your nuts

She ah squirrel

by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Squirrel

Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel, SquirrelSquirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel!!!!! Squirrel SquirrelySquirrelSquirrel, Squirrel?

SQUIRREL 👋👋

Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!

by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018