The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.
by hoochgob April 5, 2022
Get the rusty spade mug.The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.
Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.
by themeatsweats May 6, 2019
Get the rusty cannoli mug.When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
by mdc for life September 3, 2019
Get the Rusty Flounder mug.A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021
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Get the rusty russian mug.When someone is using another countries accent too much of a long period of time. Not only is it being overused, but it is done badly.
by rambizzo June 26, 2008
Get the rusty chuck mug.When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015
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