nasty conrad

A sexual act where a condom filled with spaghetti is forcefully shoved down the urethra of the male while another goes up the rectum

"I may have had a nasty Conrad last night, but after that I got the loud sex

by Pbarlow358 September 5, 2016

plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.

Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."

by misfo July 24, 2016

The Nasty Maxy

When a girl squirts in a cup, mix’s the squirt with Koolaid, and someone drinks the Koolaid

Homie, I did The Nasty Maxy and it was AWESOME!

by Bird-dog432! August 9, 2024

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

nasty

something that all of us are because yes

you are nasty and so am i

by nasty birch November 14, 2019

nasty sugar

when you’re eating a girl out and it’s weirdly sweet.

“yo she got that nasty sugar going on down there”

by jess91235 September 12, 2020

Nasty Patty

A burger drowned in a fatty load of semen.
Typically oozing off the sides of the burger after being topped with the bun.

Sponge bob also makes the O.G. Nasty patty in Season 3 episode 44

After receiving some absolutely knarly road head, my girl asked me to nut on her burger aka: a nasty patty

by Don the goat September 24, 2022