A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969
"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"
by I fucking hate the Turks June 09, 2024
A mediocre school in Pennsylvania that thinks it is the shit with their awards hanging in the halls. Students are either popular assholes with daddys money to spend, teachers pets on steroids, normal people, or people who you arent even sure know how to speak. a very rare percentage of said popular kids are nice. most teachers are protected by their tenure and therefore flirt with 13 year olds. They pick favorites, give way too much work, are racist, sexist, or all of the above. 6th graders are loud, 7th graders are louder, and most people by 8th grade no longer have a will to live. they are still loud.
by fattyfatfatfatfatty November 28, 2023
All the hicks out there they bee havin the smell of shit on em all the guys are fags, and the women hoes
by I suck B=====D 6969 November 05, 2021
Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
by JohnDoe2010101 September 05, 2019
Valley szn is the season where you drive around a beautiful place and get high with friends in your car.
by pennyflip March 16, 2018
Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
by Saulman500 December 26, 2023