Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

Spyro's Tail

Glen Waverley

There are many good Chinese restaurants located in or around Spyro's tail

by ScarceWindow180 January 26, 2025

Tush Tail

Tush tail is something that cat has in cat and Sam

Cat:” Look at my tush tail!!!”

by Umatheweirdo November 13, 2019

Backwards Pig Tail

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.

Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot

by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011

Camel tail

When a males genitals stick out and leave a print similar to a males camel toes

Girl look at him down there he's got the camel tail hanging out

by Ms. Boss Hog April 27, 2022