When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
by Jose VanSpankMe November 11, 2018
Very similar to the dirty sanchez. The rusty edge is when reminence of feces are left on the penis from anal intercourse representing the rusty edge of a sword. The rusty edge should be used to titty fuck or mark your sexual partner with an 'X'
Jeb: Gee, Monica is doing butt stuff with everybody these days
Bill: Someone ought to give her the ol' rusty edge
Bill: Someone ought to give her the ol' rusty edge
by bambambambambamambam February 29, 2016
A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.
by Mabaluf May 02, 2022
Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.
by thefanciestboop March 10, 2017
by IvanHoff April 21, 2023
When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
by mdc for life September 04, 2019
Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...
When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.
When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022