Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

by M[cote]2013 June 06, 2009

Muff Marinade

The voluntary act of storing semen in your vagina overnight to savor the enjoyment.

Holly loved the creampie so much she had to go for the all night muff marinade.

by Skank Hunt January 08, 2024

muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas

'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'

by VandalTabby May 22, 2018

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 07, 2017

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 07, 2015

Man muff

A trans man vagina

Damn dude, your man muff is tight!

by The Quackers September 26, 2023

Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 09, 2024