rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield

"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."

by Dirtymikeandtheboys May 13, 2014

mountain dew is the best soda

Hillbilly MURICA MURICA NUMBER 1

''MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA''
''MURICAN WORLD POLICE''

by MURICA IS THE BEST 123 October 31, 2021

rocky mountain tumbler

The Rocky Mountain Tumbler is when you just get done boning a girl... and then you KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS!

I gave that slut the rocky mountain tumbler, and it gave her a bloody nose.

by idungasec ukpong April 14, 2008

rocky mountain thunder pigs

Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.

I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!

by K.O.L.E. MT 406 May 11, 2012

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Where poop comes from.

"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"

by BoogerBear June 23, 2008

King shit of fuck mountain

Highest seniority of fuck mountain.

Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.

by HarryCaStle July 4, 2016

Mountain Ridge Middle School

Welcome to the shittiest place on earth. Mountain ridge is full of rich bitches that only want money. Literally hell..

People always end up in relationships that never work out. Honestly, it's middle school get a brain.

This place is full of drugs, and if you ever need illegal substances ask literally anyone, they probably have it.

Once you leave MRMS get ready to go to Mountain Vista High as fuck because they have more drugs than Mountain Ridge.

Mountain Ridge Middle School is the worst place on earth.

by I'm.so_over.it June 8, 2018