A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
by theslayestslay November 29, 2022
Get the John bivona moviemug. A really long amount of time.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
by EtAl. November 30, 2021
Get the Tolkien moviemug. One who tends to sleep through movies shown at theaters, or on TV, YouTube, Netflix, etc., no matter how "exciting", "scary", "funny", or even "sexy" the movie might be (to others, anyway!).
Dude #1: "I was practically bored to DEATH by that movie, even though it IS the 'blockbuster of the Summer'!"
Dude #2: "Yo, I almost faded out like a light, while seeing that flick, too! So, you ain't alone, homie. Welcome to...the MOVIE SLEEPERS' CLUB!"
Dude #2: "Yo, I almost faded out like a light, while seeing that flick, too! So, you ain't alone, homie. Welcome to...the MOVIE SLEEPERS' CLUB!"
by mastergeemoe July 23, 2015
Get the movie sleepermug. I don’t watch movies
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
Get the I don’t watch moviesmug. 
by PissePant November 30, 2020
Get the The Goofy Moviemug. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations.
by Loosepan December 12, 2022
Get the The entire Bee Movie (2007) Scriptmug.