Lover Syndrome

When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.

Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Frog Lover

Willie

That nigga willie a frog lover

by IAMTHESTORMTHATISAPROACHING April 22, 2022

Jesse Lover

Someone who has sexual relations with a certain brown haired Jesse.

I’m a jesse lover

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 02, 2022

best lover friend

When you're someone best lover but they just wanna be friends.

Sally sue tell me I'm the best lover friend she ever had.

by Ppdr April 30, 2016

Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Asim Kilig Lover

Someone who love's Coco Martin's armpits

Blue tends to feel butterflies when he sees those armpits, he's an asim kilig lover

by blues bonanza is 69 years old September 22, 2022

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025