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I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"
by Wazking June 23, 2023
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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke
Your mother was Jasonness
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Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021
by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023
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Jason L Davis

Man who likes phat cock along with his magnum dong that hangs so low it gets caught on women's faces
by OmegaDaddyJake January 18, 2023
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Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.
Jason is kind
by Annaswhere January 21, 2023
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