Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.

Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!

by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 08, 2021

Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.

The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.

by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020

Mississippi Italian

A passing darker negro who claims to be of Italia.

That Mississippi Italian guy? He's lookin' susupiciously tan.

by bobop ass and tittays biatch June 25, 2015

An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 21, 2024

italian peach

When you fill a vagina with Nutella and proceed to eat it out.

Guy 1: Bro, what's up with all the Nutella?
Guy 2: I'm gonna get an Italian peach.
Guy 1: Dude that's gonna be tasty.
Guy 2: Yup

by RSA-Platinum August 29, 2014

italian restaurant air

the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good

hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air

by Obama Bin Laden July 23, 2024

Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.

sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.

by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020