hero-pon riki

A fucking puff ball thieving bitch.

Hero-pon riki stole mah Monado!

by JAEGERBOMBASTIC May 14, 2015

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.

Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022

You Need A Hero

There was a time in your life
When it was easier livin' all alone
Find yourself livin' on the edge
Of another reason why you can't go home

I got news for you
Nothing's lost if what we have is love
Just someone to catch you when you fall
Is the only thing you wanted at all

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Yeah, someone that you can run to
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, I'm waitin' to love you

We're just a heartbeat apart
Closer than we've ever been before
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
It's the only thing you wanted at all

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Just someone that you can run to
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, I'm waitin' to love you

I'll be there to catch you when you fall
It's the only thing you wanted at all

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Yeah, someone that you can run to
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, don't run away

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, I'm here for you
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
You need a hero

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

Zero or Hero

A phrase coined by Father Hoffman of Trendering Private 13 during Uniswap Defi Summer 2020. The term refers to going all out financially for either rekt (devastation & ruination) or victory. The term increased in popularity as the masses gravitated to uniswap and later binance smart chain and became the cry of those aping Safemoon, Doge, Shiba and other tokens at the apex of their respective climbs. This behavior has resulted in more rektitude than victory.

"I heard that Barstools sports guy is shilling Safemoon after it's up 100,000% & now I'm going Zero or Hero in it. I mortgaged my house to buy it and I'm quitting my job too!"

by Densel Dutchlan May 20, 2021

big hero 6

A sad yet terrific movie you will cry but will try to hold back the tears but you just can't it is a great movie 9/10 would watch again.

person 1: damn big hero 6 was a good movie did you cry?
person 2: *holding back tears* no!

by smashspamer August 20, 2023

Hero

Hero, the name of an adorably oblivious young lady. A high-key heather, with a heart of gold. She receives a lot of genuine compliments, but she never believes them. Sadly, a very insecure and somewhat sensitive person. Which is why she tends to have more guy friends because they feel the need to protect her. She attracts a lot of touch starved people and quickly eliminates that aspect of their lives. An adorable dynamic between all her and her guy friends honestly. In short, the perfect combination of a soft girl and a 'bruh' girl.

Some Guy: That Hero chick needs to shut up.
Hero's guy friends: NO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP BEFORE WE BEAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN--

by anxietyramen October 9, 2020