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gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
Did you hear about Dave?”
Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”
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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
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moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
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Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.
by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020
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goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens
Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.
by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024
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Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3
person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..
by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025
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Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.
Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.
by Yeet for me April 22, 2025
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