Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.
by JBOE May 21, 2025
Get the Pay Gooningmug. man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
by Anoonoymous October 4, 2020
Get the goon-19mug. A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
Get the Mexican Flicker Gooningmug. Is the act of repeatedly doing an action over and over again, without stopping. It is mostly associated with gooning or edging, but can be used in other circumstances
by moralgrayarea May 27, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug. Goon Squad is a term used to refer to the youtube channel “Goon Squad”. They are a group of losers that goof around and make top notch content.
“Hey have you watch the new Goon Squad video?”
“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
by Jonedog March 1, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug. by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023
Get the Goon Seshmug.