dragon blizzard

When you push your diarrea in reverse, vomit, then put it on the titties of an orphan,

I dragon blizzard that bitch last night.

by Kaitie the Fag September 27, 2013

Selfie Dragon

An ugly person who takes many photos of themselves and post them on social media.

Man, see that ugly girl over there, I checked her FB, she's a Selfie Dragon.

by Mr Duckbutter August 5, 2014

dragon orgy

An orgy that makes a human like centipede that cause everyone to bleed from their nose and anus from the intensity of eating ass

“Bro me and Ethan just pulled off the Dragon Orgy last night, it was fuckin sick!”

by Eatdatpuss777666 May 10, 2018

Chunder Dragon

The highest honour that can be attained in hellraiser culture. These people are amongst the most elite and powerful human beings the gods have ever composed atoms to create. They are infused with the essence of the four loko and black and mild gods. They are the masters of chugging do not challenge them. They are rare and beautiful creatures, all sporting large muscles and huge dongs.

Oh hell Aj, there goes the damn Chunder Dragon

by The Real Chunder Dragon March 14, 2017

Dragon Puke

Dragon Puke (drag-uhn pyook)

Noun/Verb

Any sort of Generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and/or Dungeons & Dragons.

Named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of Elves,Dwarfs,Men,Orcs,A Wizard, And an Ill conceived plot.

Dude 1: Hey man What Are you doing today?

Dude 2: I just bought Christopher Paolini's Eragon And I'm going to read it! and then I'm going to go play EverQuest.

Dude 1: Dude Don't Read That Dragon Puke!!! If your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
Read LOTR and Play D&D With your Friends!!!!

by Ronin_X64 May 20, 2010

dragon slayed

To preform the act of intercourse on a undesirable dragon looking woman.

bill- "last night i went to a a fat convention and dragon slayed a fatty"

pete- "gross"

bill " ya, but fucking ugly girls makes me feel like a fucking hero."

by canadianbaconator April 20, 2009

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017