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The Ted

Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?

Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
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In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.
Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid
by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004
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Reporter: Alexa, now why did you break up with Alex Turner, that fine ass sonofabitch?
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets
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They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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the libertines

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My name is John and I'm in the Libertines; get a microscope.
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
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The Worms

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When The Worms ate into Pink's brain,it began his transformation to the Neo-Nazi dictator shown during "In The Flesh","Run Like Hell",and "Waiting For The Worms"
by BehindTheWall June 23, 2009
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The Ortango

Bigot 1) Did you hear about John and Rebecca?

Bigot 2) Why yes, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) stinky stinky stinky!
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