Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
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A small band consisted of Miles Kane and Alex Turner. Most of their songs are about their sexual tendencies for each other, but that's alright. You can tell.
Reporter: Alexa, now why did you break up with Alex Turner, that fine ass sonofabitch?
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets
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These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.
Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.
They rule.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.
Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.
They rule.
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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When The Worms ate into Pink's brain,it began his transformation to the Neo-Nazi dictator shown during "In The Flesh","Run Like Hell",and "Waiting For The Worms"
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