arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable

Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"

by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 7, 2019

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

brickies arse

To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.

Donald has a brickies arse

by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016

Arse Floss

Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.

Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.

by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021

arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003

Arse

Arse is an adjective that says someone is being weird and goofy.

Yo you’re being bare arse

by AM2sweet January 3, 2022