Taco bowl

When a chick is getting her pussy licked/eaten out while on the toilet taking a shit.

The female equivalent of a blumpkin.

I gave him a blumpkin so he gave me a taco bowl.

by DirtyAssHippy420 August 22, 2016

glossy taco

A glossy taco is a clear nail polish used as a top coat .

Now I need a glossy taco over the holo nail polish .

by Happy clappy 345 July 30, 2017

Taco Boxing

The act of flicking your lady friend in the huha.

Basically the lady equivalent of a nut tap.

Sally dropped her Fanta soda after Jeff walked by and Taco Boxed her.

The quickest way to end sex is by Taco Boxing your wife.

by Daskobold June 14, 2013

el taco

el taco- the most badass of all mexican dishes

el taco es muy bien por las todas personas

by taco bandit December 30, 2010

the taco won

a phrase said usually by one who has had an out of body experience which involves the battle of a taco and a grilled cheese.

it is also used as a phrase of admittance to admit defeat at the hands or shells of 30 taco bell tacos.

me: dude the taco won.

friend: what the fuck, are you high?

by mr.marrs November 26, 2010

Taco Bell

a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.

try the steak grilled stuft burrito.

by Dan January 18, 2005

Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004